SCH3 HISTORY

HISTORY - SUNSHINE COAST HASH SCH3

The evening of July 26th 1980. Mike Tripod Russell’s wife returns home with fish and chips and makes mention that the proprietor of Hoste’s Fish bar, Buderim was wearing a Hash T- shirt. So the next day Tripod (alias Dildo from the Townsville Hash) went and introduced himself to Clive “Chiller” Willls (the former G.M. and over 300 runs with Darwin Hash)

He told Chiller of another former Townsville hasher living locally-Jimmy “Stuffer Withford. Also some weeks earlier he had spied another Hash T-Shirt running down Buderim Ave. This belongs to Martin Wino Wintle. (alias “Wanker”from the Teheran HHH. Saudi Arabia.)

It was enough for a quorum .And so after a quick “ring around “ it was organized to have a meeting at Alexandra Hotel –7pm July 31st 1980. To discuss the idea of setting up a local HHH . It was noted t at this meeting ,that while the majority drank 10 oz beers, Wino drank 10 oz Rieslings – glass for glass. It wasn’t long before they got pissed enough to believe a “local” hash would work.

Policies derived from this –
· Adopt the trail marking process used at the Interhash for new clubs
· Attend the “Sunshine Nine Fun Run” ,on the following Sunday (Aug 3rd)
· Go for a run with the recently started Noosa HHH on the following Monday
· Put an article in Saturdays paper about the SCH3

The paper drew a response from
Ross “ WANG” King (former G.M. OF Rabaul HHH)
At the fun run they met and recruited
Mike “:Dead Eye” Ey ( Taipei HHH Taiwan)
David Welsh (A shit kicking novice ,who never heard of Hash, soon to be come “Darkie”)
David “Kamahl” Charters (Wagga Wagga HHH)
Pop Lynch (Cairns HHH and father of “Camshaft” – Townsville HHH)
And after the run at the Mooloolaba pub they conscripted Kev “Trashcan” Treschman ( Brisbane HHH)

The momentum was growing and 4 “unofficial” runs were conducted before the clubs inauguration.
The first run took place on Aug,11 1980

An add was placed in Mondays personal column
“ Beautiful Young Asian Lady will not be available for services tonight . She will be running with the Hash House Harriers at 5.30pm from the Buderim Tip.”
Minus 4 was set from the tip ,and had a piss stop in Mooloolaba,and finished at the crematorium Nosh was garlic buttered potatoes. The committee provided free piss and the hares were Tripod and Wino. The following runners were also present, Ratty, J.T., Hotfoot, Nil, Grate, Kiddo, Wang, Chiller, and Chloey.
Minus 3 was set by Chiller and Kiddo at Wirreandea Park . It pissed down with rain ,was pitch dark, and the cow turds were soggy to stand in- not unlike potato scallops turned on for Nosh. A new arrival from Brisbane HHH turned up. His name Junior
Minus 2 was set by Wang and Nil and ran around Alexandra Headlands. It o pissed down with rain ,and the short cutters got back and drank most of the piss before the the honest ones arrived.
Minus 1 was set by Trashcan and Storky from Kern’s Shed. It is noted as having travelled around the flats of Mooloolaba and ending up at the Mooloolaba Pub Where final plans could be made for run ONE To be held next Sunday 7th Sept, 1980 at Mooloolah.

 

 

G.M'S OF YESTERYEAR
1980 CHILLER
1981 RATTY
1982 FLAPS
1983 PUSS PUSS
1984 SNOWMAN
1985 TAINT
1986 DARKIE
1987 ERIC SHUN
1988 JUNIOR
1989 FURRY
1990 SHAGGIS
1991 SNOWMAN
1992 STERILE
1993 HYMN
1994 CUNNING
1995 KENNEL/EMU
1996 ONYA
1997 WEAK AS
1998 MYXO
1999 COCKSBREATH
2000 SMEGMA
2001 SHAFTER
2002 CHEECH
2003 SMOKO
2004 OFTR
2005 LASH
2006 SKUNK
2007 BIGGSY
2008 TOOLEY
2009 PONTIOUS

2010 TWATS

2011 Twocan

 

 

SCH3 KUNTSTITUTION

Spending the last 3 weeks in Bob Katter country I had time to reflect on the past and future of the SCH3. I realized that the last committee under the leadership of Pontious the KRUD had lost its way. It lost touch with the common Hashman, primarily through the GM’s frequent overseas junkets. It lost its way economically. When it was in financial trouble it tried to spend its way to prosperity by supporting the taxi industry. It lost its way when key reforms put in place by the Tooley committee were abandoned.
That is in the past. We are about the future. We are MOVING FORWARD. We can promise you hashman who have remained loyal that changes have been put in place under the leadership of TWATS(An anachronism for “THE WAR AGAINST TAXI SPENDING”)
We are moving forward to a time when we will move forward. Forward to new technology, Hash photos can be accessed through ringing Pakistan 0467812341. They will transfer through to India who will give you an individual password. This password allows you to connect to a Malaysian call centre. Press 1 for English instructions. These instructions will give a website to access the World Hash Headquarters where they will give you the SCH3 secret web address to look at the previous week’s photos only.
This is just one way we are moving forward. We are also moving forward with a new Kuntstitution
The authority of the GM is absolute. What he says goes. However any financial SCH3 Member can legitimately tell him to go and get fucked
Federal precedent now allows anyone to knife him in the back and challenge his position before the next AGPU
All ORANGE SHIRTS have immunity from being charged. However the GM may at his discretion over rule this rule in consultation with the RA.If it is a hung vote the ON SEC will be the deciding vote, this will make it a well hung vote.
The RA has the power and authority to officiate at Namings, Funerals, Weddings, Divorces, Births and Baptisms.
The RA will decide and administers special awards.
The RA will punish SCH3 members who flagrantly break SCH3 etiquette. ICE and /or THE ARM OF JUSTICE will be reintroduced as punishment for all members who are guilty of the following.
TALKING IN THE CIRCLE
TELLING JOKES THAT WERE TOLD THE PREVIOUS WEEK
TELLING JOKES THAT ARE NO FUNNY
FUCKING UP A PERFECTLY GOOD FIRE
NOT BEING PART OF THE CIRCLE
LEAVING THE CIRCLE BEFORE THE END OF SAID CIRCLE WITHOUT PERMISSION OF THE GM
Plus anything else that pleases the RA’s fancy
If any insensitive SCH3 members make comment on any aspect of Wronyways cosmetic surgery, then Wrongway will have to take it on the CHIN
If any SCH3 member who misses more than 3 runs in a row, the RA would like you to reintroduce yourself as he is suffering that I have forgotten its name of.
Tooley is banned for the duration of this committee from going anywhere near a fire except when it’s his own.
Finally The Committee has a mandate to frivolously waste your money, make fuck ups, make unpopular decisions and not listen to any of you, just like the Federal Government
YOUR  R.A. FURRY